You know you live in Africa when...
... the lunch vendors at your office are women carrying tubs of corn on their heads.
... as you are checking out at the grocery store, the guy buying cigarettes at the counter is shirtless, wearing only a fur skirt and headpiece.
(this one I stole from Tim)
... as you are driving to a work meeting, someone casually points to the local community, "Oh yeah, they're at war".
... you see hippos and crocodiles on the weekend booze cruise...
... no big deal...
... ok, so maybe it wasn't a booze cruise...
... and maybe it was an educational boat tour offered by the local park service...
... and maybe we were the obnoxious Americans who decided to turn it into our version of a booze cruise...
... the most educational booze cruise you have ever taken, thank you very much.
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