Friday, September 17, 2010

The ladies...

New roomie's here, finally got water back (shower was sooooo good!) and early morning tomorrow, so think I'm just gonna make this quick.  Can't believe this will round out my first week of posts!

I want to introduce you to two of the most important characters in my life here.  I wanted their pictures to be some of the first in this blog, but the opportunity hadn't presented itself until the other morning.

This is Sibongele on the left and Nhlanhla (pronounced "Nshlanshla") on the right.  They are the ladies who work at the farm and always bring a smile to my face.  I apologize for the quality of the picture of Sibongele, but she refused to smile for the picture even though she is smiling all the time, so I had to take an action shot, catching her in the act, hence the blurriness.  They are awesome for many reasons:
1. They clean my house
2. They do my laundry
3. They do both of the above EVERYDAY, even when I tell them to stop
4. They let me steal stuff from the pantry of the big house
5. They are my Zulu tutors
6. They laugh at my jokes
7. They are ALWAYS smiling
8. They bring me water when there is none
9. They remind me to feed the dog
10. They are always watching out for me, making sure I'm safe
11. They are always excited to see me
So more or less they are like my moms, minus the whole teaching me Zulu part, unless you want to think about this as a rebirth thing and they are teaching me my new tongue.  Whoa, see, I need to get to bed stat.  Not enough sleep and too much wine. 

Thursday, September 16, 2010

You know you live in Africa when...

So I think this might need to be an ongoing segment of this blog.  Here's a couple tidbits:

You know you live in Africa when...

...you wave hello to the armed guard on his nightly rounds while watching your evening television...

...you drink 2-5 glasses of tea a day...

...people are shocked you don't have a child at the ripe age of 24...

...you are introduced as "the Good Sister Jessica"...

...you come home to find your water is off, which continues for over 24 hours, and this is a regular occurrence.  For reals.

Young basketball stars head to IMG Academies on scholarship programme



Eight young Indian basketball players, all between the ages of 14-15, have been chosen by IMG-Reliance and Basketball Federation of India (BFI) to go to the esteemed IMG Academies in Bradenton, Florida (USA) to continue their education on full scholarship as student-athletes. The youngsters will board their flight to USA at midnight on September 17th along with other Indian youngsters chosen for a scholarship by IMG-Reliance in sports such as football and tennis.

The youngsters will be accompanied to the USA by experienced football coach Bipan Singh

After 50 of the most talented sub-junior basketball players took part in a try-out programme organised by the IMG coaches, four boys and four girls were chosen based on their potential to head to the IMG Academies this year. The eight youngsters will study at the Templeton School in Bradenton and train at the IMG Basketball Academy. They have been accepted to complete their education until Grade 12 from the school and will be re-evaluated in their academic and athletic progress at the end of each year.

The eight youngsters are:

Ashiv Jain (Madhya Pradesh)
Barkha Sonkar (Uttar Pradesh)
Dinesh Kumar Mishra (Chhatisgarh)
Kavita Akula (Chhatisgarh)
Pooja Ambastha Chhatisgarh)
Sanjeev Kumar (Chhatisgarh)
Satnam Singh Bhamara (Punjab)
Soumya Babbar (Delhi)

Harish Sharma, the secretary-general of the BFI, congratulated the players before they left for Florida, and added, "Thanks to IMG and Reliance, these children are going to be presented with an incredible opportunity with a scholarship at the IMG Academy in Florida. This programme will open a new world of experiences for them in America as they study and train at the best multisport academy in the world."

"We are looking forward to them to return to India as basketball stars and influence the level of our game here," said Sharma.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Sanibona!

That's Zulu for hello!  Today was a little on the quieter side, which was nice.  And also means I have the chance to talk about the amazing Zulu people.

So, first and foremest, they are the most friendly people on earth!  No.  Seriously.  Friendliest people ever.  They are constantly smiling and laugh about anything and everything. (Reference the picture of Bheki from the last post)  They make me think I'm so funny!  I love it!  The positive energy is infectious and an awesome motivating factor.  I think one of the best examples of this is their driving etiquette.  Most roads in this area are one lane each way, which can obviously cause major congestion issues, especially with the major trucking industry.  But, the drivers try to be conscientious of each other and move to the shoulder when they are slower.  And here's the best part... when the car passes, they flash their hazard lights to thank the other car for pulling to the shoulder.  I don't know why, but I kinda love that.  It's just so friendly.  It reminds me of something my friend used to say:  The courtesy wave is the key to world peace.

Ok, observation two about the Zulus: they work on Africa time.  This means they tell you they'll be there at quarter to 8, and show up at 830.  It definitely fits their laid back, smiley demeanors, I will give them that.  I see two options for myself.  I could easily get frustrated and annoyed, but this doesn't really help anything.  And then the other side is the temptation to adopt these habits.   Thus far I've been avoiding this temptation in the belief that it could be a major detriment when I move back to the States, especially when I have to start being back at work before sunrise.  So at this point my strategy is to be ready when they tell me and then try to find halfway productive things to do while I wait.  This is harder than you think when I don't have my better half, aka my iphone.

One of said distractions is trying to pick up some Zulu.  So, here's a little Zulu lesson.

Sanibona!- hello for a group
Sawubona!- hello for an indvidual

Response:
Yebo, ninjani?- how are you? for a group
Yebo, unjani?- how are you? for an individual

Your response: (this is my favorite part)
Sisaphila- we are still healthy
Ngiyaphila- I'm fine
       - I like this part because -phila is pronounced -PEElah, which is super fun to say.

In general it's a super fun language with all the vowels and such, and I haven't even gotten to the clicks yet!  Can't wait!  Ok I think that's all for now, I will keep you posted with more stories, cultural observations, and language lessons. :)

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

my first white girl moment

So I have so much to talk about and don't know where to start!  I definitely want to talk about the amazing Zulu people, but think I have to talk about my crazy day today, and save the Zulu lesson for later.

I went out into the field today to observe an IT class.  Computer education is an important part of Mpilonhle.  It helps avoid the stigma of being labeled as solely an AIDS organization in the community, it draws people in by providing an opportunity to use computers for the first time (what person doesn't want to try a new gadget?), and it provides job skills, which is incredibly valuable in a country plagued by unemployment, which has been linked to the vicious cycle that makes HIV so prevalent here.  They are currently trying to incorporate health education into the IT curriculum in order to protect the PEPFAR funding, which is potentially where I may come in.  Just a little background.  Realized I hadn't filled in everyone reading this blog completely, so I'm going to try and explain a little more about what we are doing exactly.

Anyway, today we were doing a computer class for out of school youth, trying something a little different.  We held the class at an elementary school.  First, we pull up in this bad boy


Yeah, we roll deep in our military edition Land Rovers.
And to continue introducing you to the cast of characters...

This is one of our awesome drivers Bheki (pronounced like "Becky") who was such a sport with us today.
Anyway, so we show up at this school, and the power is out, pretty standard Africa.  Only problem, we didn't have any of the generators that we normally carry with us when using the computer units.  So, poor Bheki had to drive all the way out to get one of the generators and then drive it all the way back, an hour to an hour and a half each way.  Poor Bheki!  It also meant that we were just chilling at this school until he got back.  All was find and dandy, until the chillins got let out for recess...
It started with just one kid doing a walk by, stealing a glance, and then they started walking by in groups.  I waved and smiled at a few.  They were so adorable!  And then they started to post-up.  At first, they kept their distance, smiling and giggling with each other.  I wanted to take a picture so badly!  They were so beautiful with amazing smiles (and yes, I did threaten to steal one... or two), but I knew from prior experience that if I made a point about taking a picture I could truly start a scene.  Slowly but surely, they started creeping closer.  And they multiplied.  And soon enough I couldn't help myself, I had to take a picture, they were right in front of me.
I mean, come on!  How cute!  And I was being so sly... using my iphone instead of my digital.  But, I couldn't just take it and keep it to myself.  That felt wrong.  I had to show them the picture, to get their approval, obvi.  Slash to see those awesome little smiles light up when they see themselves.

Anyway, the second I truly acknowledged them by showing them the picture, letting them know I was safe, they began to gather to indulge their curiosity.  As I became surrounded, I tried to take pictures to document the onslaught, all while hilariously laughing to myself out loud.  At some point as the crowd grew, my buddies from work, Sifiso and Mpi, had moved inside, and I had become an open target.  They didn't want anything in particular, but were just truly fascinated by me, mainly being white and blonde.  Literally anything I did or said they started laughing hysterically.  I took a page out of the book of Peter Leimena and started just having a convo with them, knowing full well they spoke little to no English.  It was hilariously awesome.  I was just laughing out loud the whole time.  Soon enough, in classic mob mentality, they started closing in, pushing each other to get closer, getting as close as possible to me without touching me.  It was around this point that I opted to stop taking pictures to try and plot my escape.  This is the last one I got:
Now imagine that on all sides... closing in.  I just kept laughing, having no idea what else to do.  Some of the people who had been waiting for the computer class to start were witnessing this all with pure entertainment.  Eventually some of them tried to shoo them off, and others were definitely encouraging them from what I gathered from their Zulu, probably compeletly entertained watching the white girl squirm.  Finally, as the crowd became more mob like, the comp students stepped in and really shooed them off.  This involved a few of them taking off their belts and threatening a good whipping.  One woman even picked up a chair in her other hand, resembling a lion tamer.  As they dispersed I jetted inside, with one lady very poignantly stating "I think it's better if you stay inside".

Once I got inside, the madness continued, the kids rushing the building:
Freaking ridiculous.  Our comp students continued to chat with them through the windows for continued entertainment while waiting for the generator.  If I had to guess, again being as all of this was in Zulu, I'm pretty sure they were telling tall tales about the white girl, who she was, and why she was there.  The kids were thoroughly entertained, cracking up at every statement.  Eventually, recess time was over.  Thank god.

It was a hilarious experience, and a good reminder of my place in all of this.  Though it's situations like this that sometimes make me want to be invisible for a bit and see how it works when I'm not there causing a distraction.  Also I feel like I cause trouble for the poor instructors, and I hate feeling like a bother.  Though I did realize some of my value when one of our students sought me out to ask me an HIV question about viral load.  I felt like "Oh! Yes! I can do this!  I can actually answer this! I have a purpose!", which definitely felt good.  He then proceeded to tell me his story about how he is traveling an hour and a half each way to come to these computer classes that are about two hours long because he believes that it will truly help him get a better job.  He told me how his job now is watching security cameras in a grocery store and so kind of uses computers, but doesn't really know what he's doing, and he really wants to learn how.  He had heard that if you learn about "this program, Excel" that you can get a really good job.  This is why he opted to wait with us for the generator for over three hours, along with 20 of his classmates.  His story, and the way he told it, I felt like I was watching one of those commercials where they try to get you to sponser a family for just 5.99 a month or whatever, but he was there, in front of me, telling me his story.  No matter how many times I've heard these stories, everytime it still manages to touch me and remind me why I find myself doing this.

After our shortened class due to limited generator power, we had some more hang out time waiting for our ride to come pick us up, which of course coincided with school letting out, and yet another mob scene.  This time my buddies stuck it out with me, and explained in Zulu to the kids that it's rude to stare.  It was a this point that they decided to tell me that these kids rarely see white people.  Really?!  Thanks guys... Haha.  Nah, they are my new best buddies after hanging out with them for many hours in the heat waitng for generators and rides.

Sorry for the long post, but felt it was a worthwhile story.  Can't wait to see what tomorrow brings!

India to play to face Japan, Iraq, and hosts Yemen at U18 FIBA Asia Championship



A team of Indian youngsters will head to the city of Sana’a in Yemen to take part in the 21st FIBA Asia U18 Championship for Men, held from September 22 – October 1.India is amongst the 16 teams in this tournament, qualifying in Group D along with Japan, Iraq, and hosts Yemen.

India will try to improve its performance in this tournament from the last U18 FIBA Asia Championships which were held in Tehran (Iran) in 2008 – India only managed finish 13th in that competition.

This year, they will face a strong Japanese team in their very first game on September 22nd. India will play the hosts Yemen on September 23rd and Iraq on September 24th. The top three teams from each group will move on to the second round stage from September 25-29th, before the Quarter and Semi-Finals. The finals of the tournament will be held on Friday, October 1st.

Iran, the defending champions, once again come as strong favourites for this year's competition.

India showed a strong performance to qualify for this competition when the Middle Asia Zone Qualifying Round games were played in Bangalore from August 12-14th.They were led by great performances by players such as Arjun Singh, Dishant Shah, Shadab Khan, Amjyot Singh, and others as they went on to beat rivals Nepal, Bangladesh, and Sri Lanka by an average of 39 points in each game.

The completed 12-man roster set to represent India in the FIBA Asia U18 Championship in Yemen will be announced soon.

Here is the complete group breakdown:

Group A: Iran, Sri Lanka, Taipei, Malaysia

Group B: Kazakhstan, Lebanon, South Korea, Qatar

Group C: Syria, Philippines, China, Saudi Arabia

Group D: Japan, Iraq, India, Yemen

Can no NBA team use an Answer?



I have been an Allen Iverson fan for over a decade. If you were born any time between 1975-1995 and you like basketball, there is a good chance that at some point in your life, you fell in love with Allen Iverson. If you're short, quick, and like to dribble the ball a bit too much, Allen Iverson is probably your guru.

But in recent years, it has become increasingly difficult to support the former MVP/former Rookie of the Year/former 11-time All Star/former 4-time scoring champions/former two time All Star MVP, and this is because there are a hell of a lot of 'former' great things that he has done and not much in the present. Still, it is a shocker to see someone go from 26.1 ppg and 7.1 apg guy in his last full season in Denver (2008) to being tossed around to Detroit and Memphis and back to Philadelphia and now being jobless.

Yes, 2008. Iverson was averaging over 26 points a game in a Nuggets team two years ago. He played all 82 regular season games that season, but in 2009, managed only 57. That number dwindled to 28 in 2010. It was a mixture of minor injuries, foolish pride, and personal circumstances that pushed him so far away so soon.

And now, with less than two months remaining before the beginning of the upcoming NBA season (YEAHH!), Iverson isn't being courted by a single NBA team. Not one. So what does he plan to do? Well, if certain "sources" are to be believed, he's going to pull a Stephon Marbury. No, I don't mean eat a jar of vaseline and broadcast his life live on the internet.

I mean China:

Unwanted by the NBA, Allen Iverson is considering playing in China.
Gary Moore, Iverson’s personal manager, said Iverson has not been contacted by any NBA team with training camps set to open in less than two weeks. Moore said there is “legitimate interest” between Iverson and a team in China to work out a deal. Moore did not know the team’s name and was vague on details.
“We’re very astonished, to say the least, that not one team has contacted us with any interest,” Moore said. “I just don’t understand it.”

Moore says a Chinese team first approached the 35-year-old Iverson last month.


Furthermore, The Hoops Market reports that "the 35-year-old guard is in talks with Foshan (the new name of Shaanxi) for the next season, according to sources from the Chinese team."

Wow. So it seems AI is ready to follow Starbury on his Chinese adventure. Sure, he'll be popular as hell there. Chinese ball players have long been Iverson fans - maybe its the (lack of) height, or the quickness, or the flashy game, or the flashy off-court persona, or maybe they think that 40 bars is the greatest song ever. Either way, if he does show up there he'll undoubtedly be a success.

But I hope I'm not jumping ahead of myself here. This is Allen Iverson we're talking about. Allen friggin Iverson. Come on, someone in the NBA needs to pick him up already. Knicks? Raptors? Suns? SOMEONE needs an Answer, right. Right?