You know you live in Africa when....
... the groundskeepers use machetes to cut the lawn.
... your dress shop (in the middle) is a headstone shop in front and a hair dresser in the back.
... monkeys become the equivalent of squirrels in your eyes.
... ironing clothes (and I mean every piece of clothing, jeans, underwear, scarves, tshirts, linen pants, you name it) is a daily essential unless you want to be ridiculed by your co-workers.
... and last but not least...
... your car breaks down and the first guy that comes to help is wearing such short shorts that you can't actually talk to him. (Thanks Lorrie!! - true Afrikaaner stylings)
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